Wonderful writer, reader and reviewer, Diana of Myths of the Mirror blog has thrown down her velvet gauntlet for a fun writing challenge. Here’s what she says: “I don’t know anyone who owns a Kindle (or other ebook reader) and isn’t buried in books. We groan as we add more to the stack… then laugh about it and buy more! That’s my situation anyway.”
That’s my situation too!
Here are the details of Diana’s challenge – The Teetering TBR Pile – the challenge is open until 23 January if you’d like to join in too.
This is my response:
Ode to My Kindle
Kindle, my Kindle, how do you compare
to those wretched stacks of curling pages
whose covers dim in daylight’s brightness
spines rendered unreadable by old age?
Shelves piled high with neither rhyme nor reason
unruly stacks wobbling and tottering
set to tumble in thunderous cascades
engulfing unwary readers in words.
Kindle, my Kindle, how long has it been
since first we browsed those virtual bookshelves
hovering o’er Amazon’s icons bright
daring downloads at the click of a key?
Far have we travelled by land, air and sea
since I first loaded a heap of beach reads
oh, my Kindle, faithful companion
never rejecting yet another book.
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While you’re here, fellow overstuffed e-readers, can I just tempt you to just one more teensy-weensy book? The book birthday freebie offer I was running has finished, but you can download Song of the Sea Goddess for a snip: USA ~ UK ~ IND ~ AUS ~ CAN ~ ESP ~ South Africa and the Rest of the World
LOL. So clever and funny, Chris. The last stanza almost made me spit out my coffee. Thanks for playing along and for the giant laugh. I’m sharing in order of receipt, so just a few days and I’ll reblog. 😀
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Thanks, Diana! Brilliant idea for a challenge. I’m enjoying reading all the different responses. Thanks in advance for sharing – I’m going to extend my free offer until Tuesday night which is as long as Amazon will allow.
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I’ll reblog your entry this afternoon then! I don’t mind tweaking the lineup a little. 🙂 Thanks for letting me know.
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That’s really kind of you, Diana! Using all my fingers and toes I’ve discovered the offer extends until Monday at 11.59 PST!
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Very clever! The last stanza was my favorite, too!!
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15 years and still so accommodating!
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Great poem Chris, I think I’ll give it a go too 🙂
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Looking forward to reading, Deb! 🙂
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Love the last stanza of your poem, Chris! Shared on Twitter.
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Thanks so much, Eugi! 🤗
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Reblogged this on Myths of the Mirror and commented:
A very clever and tongue-in-cheek Ode to the TBR Pile from Chris. And note at the bottom of her post that her ebook is free through Monday. Enjoy!
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Thanks so much, Diana. I really appreciate the support 🙂
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My pleasure.
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I love my Kindle, and it loves me back.:-) Fun response to Diana’s prompt, Chris!
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Thanks, Priscilla. I feel the same (but I still secretly prefer a ‘real’ book, despite what I penned). 😉
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An ode to a kindle is a wonderful way to acknowledge the wealth of words it opens at your fingertips!
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Yes, indeed, Jaya… a wealth of words 🙂
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This is so very true. I am currently running my own challenge strangely enough, to read through my shelf books this year and offload what l don’t need in favour of simply utilising the kindle. Great ode Chris.
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It’s true that I love my Kindle, but I still love the smell and feel of paper despite what I said. Good luck with your challenge, Rory! I’m beginning to think my unread shelf books will outlast me.
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Hey Chris, as do l . A Kindle is great for convenience, efficiency and light mobility. BUT, it’s not a book. I’ll still keep my favourites in book form because they are from my yesterdays.
The other thing or downside with a K is that if you are performing research, that is when books are in their element, you can have several on the bedside at once like now. I have perhaps 8 books that l am reading snippets of a night, but l only have one kindle and you can’t achieve the same work load.
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Very true, Rory. You can’t flip through the pages of a Kindle in the same way.
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No exactly Chris, the biggest downside to the Kindle. Plus the K doesn’t have the smell of a good well worn and read book or for that matter a new one hot off the press.
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Also true, Rory!
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Very clever! A great ode to the almighty Kindle!
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Thanks, Jan! A worthy subject 🙂
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Haha, hilarious, Chris. The trick is not to download the books until you read them. That way they don’t take up space and you can buy more.
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Kitty Kindle doesn’t mind. (Oh dear, the secret’s out… naming inanimate objects) 😹
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Hahaha, Chris, I read recently that women give everything names.
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Phew. Not just in our household then!😅
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Oh so clever write Chris…i love this…gonna try this challenge too..
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I look forward to reading, Mich 🙂
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love your poem! I don’t have a kindle since I have soooo many other gadgets Chris! 👏👏
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Thanks so much, Cindy! Sorry for the late reply, I just found you in my spam (wonder why?).
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You’re so welcome! The nerve of that spam! thanks for the rescue! 💖
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😁🙏
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Well done, Chris! Kindle has saved plenty of trees. 🙂
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Good point, Mark.💖🌳
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Stacks of books and queues on kindle… sounds like me, Chris. Just need time and I can start looking through them…
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What we need is one of those Harry Potter ‘Time-Turners’, Tom!😂
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Any kind of control over time is good for me, Chris. Even for just a few minutes here and there!
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Well done. I treat my Kindle well (kind words, stroke it now and then) because as my eyes age and my fingers curl up, I can still make the font bigger and the light brighter, and books are there for the taking. 🙂
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Absolutely! A portable companion too 🙂
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I bring her everywhere. 🙂
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