This is so amusing, but I really can’t imagine from whom Thomas got his inspiration, can you?
What’s Ahead in Social Media?
Some interesting views on the loved/hated social media. Take a look!
PR Failure

“It had all been going so well,” said the Lilac Breasted Roller to his mate. “Everyone thought we were the National Bird of Botswana. Even though there’d never actually been one.” The bright coloured little bird sighed heavily. “It was such a PR triumph just letting all those safari visitors think that.”
“I know,” replied the female. Her wings drooped.
“But now the Kori Bustard’s been given the title. It’s official.”
“That bird’s not nearly as pretty and charming as us,” she said flapping her bright turquoise wings.
The male sighed again. “You may as well close our Twitter account.”
©2018 Chris Hall
https://www.facebook.com/BirdlifeBotswana/posts/252210624903129

The writer returns

Only last week I asked the question: “Do writers really go on holiday?”
Well, just one week away ‘in the bush’ (well, not quite), and my head is spinning with ideas. Nothing concrete just yet, although I have a host of notes in my little black notebook.
I’ve been wonderfully distracted on my return today by all the stories which my writer friends have been posting while I’ve been away: you are so prolific! And, of course, I just had to stop to read some of these awesome posts. Oh, and do some paid work for my website and social media clients.
Normal service should be resumed next week…plus I mustn’t neglect the work-in-progress novel.
Log jam

From my Flash Fiction Collection
‘Okay lads, let’s get going, the tide’s turning.’ The foreman shouted to the gang of stevedores standing at the quayside. The log vessel was docking. Ropes were thrown and secured to the moorings; shouts were exchanged between the men.
Young Eddie Stevens entered the cargo hold immediately it was opened. Jimmy McCabe was right behind him. ‘Wait, Eddie. We need to get the ropes,’ shouted Jimmy. Too late, Eddie was already scrambling over the slippery stripped logs. He lost his footing and, as the logs turned in on themselves, Eddie was sucked down like a towel in a mangle.
Jimmy tied a rope around his waist, throwing the other end to Joe Taylor. He scrambled to where Eddie had been swallowed up. Glancing behind him he eased himself down. The hold was deep and dark. The air felt thick. He called out to Eddie. No response.
Jimmy twisted and turned through the narrow spaces between the logs. His chest was tightening; his head began to pound. He reached out again and felt something yielding. It was Eddie’s arm. He felt around; found his face, soft like a baby’s. He wasn’t breathing. Jimmy clung on to him. His brain seemed too big for his skull. Jimmy closed his eyes in the dark, warm womb of the hold. His last thought was of his pretty young wife, Marie, his little son and the child Marie was carrying.
***
Marie looked at the clock; half past five. She looked down, Jimmy Junior was playing on the floor with the shiny Dinky cars which Jimmy had brought home for him a week ago. Marie smiled and rubbed her back. She was eight months gone with a little brother or sister for Jimmy Junior. She sat down, sighed and murmured happily, ‘Daddy’ll be home soon.’
©2018 Chris Hall
Do writers really go on holiday?

Well, this one does! Or rather, I’m going away from home – just for a week – to somewhere new and exciting.
Tomorrow we fly to Botswana, to Maun by the Okavango Delta. A rather different part of Africa from where we now call home (Somerset West in South Africa). More like ‘wild’ Africa.
I’ve scheduled a couple of posts but my laptop is staying at home, so back to pen and notebook. Will there be scary, dark stories? Will there be animal adventures and tall tales set in the bush?
Time will tell. But be assured, I’ll be writing!
15 Thoughts Every Writer Has When They Aren’t Writing
I think we can all relate to at least some of this!
by Michael Cristiano
Not being able to write is a sad fact of life for a writer. There’s laundry to do, there’s food to cook, there’s sleep to be had. Worse, I have this pesky illness that eats up a lot of my time. I toil day in and day out to keep it at bay and under control. Sometimes, it creeps into my evenings, just when I think I’ve escaped. Worse, the horror of it all often keeps me awake at night and the dread fills my dreams with terror and sadness.
Oh, I’m not sick… I have a 9-to-5 job.
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Social Media: What Do Authors Say About its Usefulness?
Interesting article and well worth a look, including the comments. My take on this is that you personally have to get out there, not just hide behind the computer (not that I’ve actually taken that important step…yet).
The Beautiful Game?

She’s put out the snacks and brought his beer, chilled, in his special glass (one of them). More beers are in the fridge; she has a pie ready to warm for half-time – steak and kidney – his preferred.
Pre-match build up: pundits pontificate; re-runs, highlights, triumphs and near misses. There is success and then there is shame. Which will it be today? National Pride is at stake, for this is the World Cup.
As she sits, small and submissive on the far end of the couch, she plays a different commentary in her head. Missed penalties, own goals, bad decisions by the ref. The repercussions: cuts and bruises (hers); failure on the field reflected in domestic disappointment.
Predictions are favourable. The odds of a positive outcome are weighed in favour. She weighs up her own odds: win or draw 20 per cent, lose 50 per cent (the chances of a beating).
©2018 Chris Hall
Incidents of domestic violence rise significantly during the World Cup
Time Waster!

Okay, so I’ve spent too much time NOT writing today. I’ve been prevaricating; engaging in displacement activity.
But, I came across a nice little time waster on this rather wonderful writer’s site: CONSTANT LEARNER and of course I couldn’t resist!
Okay, it’s a marketing ploy, and maybe you’ve seen it before. If you haven’t, this is what the ‘I Write Like’ site says about itself.
And, well, well, it seems:
Stephen King
Also like Margaret Atwood and Charles Dickens, depending on the text I entered.
I’m honoured. And obviously inconsistent.
Oh, and if you ‘analyse’ this post it’s: Stephenie Meyer!
Click on the box above if you want to try. But don’t spend the whole day on it!
Or don’t blame me if you do.
I’d love to hear your results…(can I tempt you…?).
