
– Okay, that’s what I signed, but I didn’t sign up for this.
– What do you mean?
– I signed up to write one post a day, every day, for a month.
– To start with.
– Yes, but…
– Didn’t you read the small print?
– No, well, I just assumed…
– Never assume.
– But…
– It increases in intensity. Exponentially each day. One post a day, two posts a day, four, then eight…
– So today’s Day Seven and it’s 64 posts, then tomorrow it’ll be 128 and the next day 256 and so on.
– Exactly.
– Well, sorry, I can’t. I quit.
– You quit. Okay.
– Thanks.
– You didn’t read the penalty clause then?
– No… What? Oh no!
– So what’s it going to be?
– Okay. I’ll do it.
– Sign here.
From Teresa, The Haunted Wordsmith‘s Story Starter Challenge #6 – 1 day late, blame the time zone.
With best wishes to Camp-NaNoWriMo’s and NoPoWriMo’s everywhere!