Microphone in hand, TV reporter Jason Joslyn strode towards the shiny pink limo as a svelte figure emerged to a flurry of flash photography. ‘Ms Kitty Katz, do you have a few words for our viewers?’
Kitty flashed her pearly whites for the cameras. Hollywood star turned politician, the eyes of the entire world were upon her.
Jason addressed the TV audience. ‘For those of you who’ve been off-planet these last few weeks, Ms Kitty Katz has won the nomination as leading opposition candidate in the race for the Presidency. These are exciting times, Kitty, how are you feeling?’
Kitty Katz’s reply was drowned out by a loud explosion. Smoke billowed from the grand arena in which her latest rally was about to commence. A host of stars staggered out in a shower of shredded sequins.
The feline film star’s campaign had been dogged by intimidation. It had started small with threats and minor outbreaks of violence against her supporters, but this latest incident was an outrage! What she couldn’t understand was why. Surely those behind such strong-arm tactics realised they were only reinforcing her resolve and perking up her popularity in the polls?
Undaunted, Kitty rushed towards the entrance, while Jason and his camera man followed at a discrete distance. Fortunately nobody had been seriously hurt, although the combined dry cleaning bill was going to cost a small fortune.
Kitty’s cellphone vibrated in her pocket. She flicked a delicate paw across the screen. The video call revealed her friend and aide, Freya, standing over a familiar orange-faced figure. Two thin curlicues of smoke rose from Freya’s pretty purple nostrils and behind her, Kitty could see the golden drapes which framed the White House lawn smoldering gently.
‘He’s confessed, Kitty. This idiot and his Russian friend are behind the intimidation. I’ve got it all here.’
Kitty held up her phone and beckoned to Jason. ‘Show this to the world; the new Hollywood dawn is here!’
Written in response to a prompt from Susan T. Braithwaite
Genre Scribes Friday Fiction Writing Challenge #37
The challenge this week was nomination.
Photo credit: David Everett Strickler, Unsplash
The US can use Ms. Kitty right about now.
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We could all use Ms Kitty just now… and Freya too!
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Thanks for the mention, Susan 🙂 🙂
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At least that’s sorted, Chris. I hope the dry cleaning bill isn’t too extortionate! 🙂
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Another day, another gown!
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Such is life…
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Haha, those pictures of Freya and Kitty killed me. Lol
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Each have their back story… I hate to waste a good character!
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Great stuff, Chris! I can’t get the shower of shredded sequins image out of my head. 😆
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They could find their way into some very awkward places… ouch 😉
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😬🤣
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Like Susan, the shredded sequins was so visual! Nice job!
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Thanks Diane 🙂
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You get’em, Kitty!
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Won’t she just!
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Ha! My husband Bo likes to bring up that nothing would shake up this country more than saying the coronavirus will delay the election. Pretty sure EVERYone in their homes would be researching cures rather than allow that to happen. 🙂
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I’ve heard the possibility mentioned on the news…
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