Paris Photographer – Louis Paulin
Meanwhile, The Old One and Mr Cushing had managed to get across all those sheds without being noticed by those many gendarmes around that large farm, and they had a hairy time while that bumbling Inspector Clouseau had been laying across that gorgeous limo.
‘Outrageous,’ muttered Mr Cushing, as he clenched his teeth, while both of them hid in some bushes until Inspector Clouseau somehow or other managed to fall down to the ground from that very expensive car; he stood up rather quickly, as he moved away to catch up to all those gendarmes.
‘Now’s our chance,’ grinned The Old One, as Mr Cushing pulled out his keys; ‘no wishful thinking with this perfect purring car,’ as he gunned into reverse, and very, very quickly, he swung a right, and then put it onto drive, ‘zoom on, we’re on the move,’ as both of them grinned with glee, ‘what wits we are!’
They were racing through the countryside, Mr Cushing drove swiftly, while The Old One used his smartphone: ‘hear we are,’ he said, ‘I’ve the GPS, we can find them near the rails and then to the nearest station, hmm, excellent.’
Then The Old One started a soliloquy, almost like a fourth wall he thought to himself: ‘I think I might be a writer, I feel I should write my memoirs, but only the highlights,’ as he took out his posh pen and beautiful notebook.
Mr Cushing glanced at him, and said: ‘you’re going to be busy then.’
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Di of Pensitivity 101 – Wednesday’s Three Things Challenge: WRITER, WISTFUL, WIT

Denise Farley of GirlieOnTheEdge
Sunday’s Six Sentence Story Word Prompt: GROUND

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I should say it sounds like he has the right idea!
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Certainly seems so!
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Classic Sellers. Thanks for weaving in the 3TC Chris.
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Great fun Sellers… and helpful words as always – a good combination!
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Oh, man, I was laughing out loud at that video!
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Just brilliant!! 😊
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🤣🤣🤣
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I will never not laugh at the pink panther
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Much fabness!
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I can’t stop laughing; both the Old One and Clouseau, although the Old one mostly. And oh, the dry wit of Mr Cushing. Brilliant.
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Those two are definitely a good team! Pretty old but always on the ball. 😉
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A lot for your readers to chew on in this installment, Chris. (Although the sheds are obviously not chewable. 🙂 )
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Ha ha, very nicely done, Dave! 😊
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A neat escape.
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Tee-hee – wasn’t it!
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Very cleverly written
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A fun Six! Cushing’s last line made me smile.
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Glad about that, D. 😊
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All a writer needs is a posh pen and a beautiful notebook.
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Such nice things to have!
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I love the Old One has decided to write his memoirs 🤩 and the Peter Sellers snippets are just divine he always makes me laugh as Clouseau! Nice one Chris 🙌
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Defo fun!! 😊
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These three are just too much! It’s delightful.
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Definitely very pleased about that!
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like more than a few I was caught in the phrase, “…posh pen and beautiful notebook.“
I know of some bloggers and writers who work in longhand, but I have never been tempted as my penmanship reached it’s peak in the 4th Grade (Palmer Method and those yellow lined pads with the dotted lines in-between the solid ones to help with scale I guess,)
in any event while I enjoy the thought of a Mont Blanc (or a Lindy*) and a nicely bound notebook, the keyboard is where I am happiest…plus I don’t have to worry about running out of erasers. (though forgetting to save a draft is way worse than tearing the paper when erasing to hard.
fun with words, no?
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I totally agree! That laptop is almost a real friend, and all I use is some scruffy paper and a Bic. However, it’s rather different for a cute and clever vampire… 😊🦇
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Great turn of phrase in several spots and a bit of alliteration too!!
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Fun eh? Thanks so much, Val. ✍️
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I’m a fan of this kind of fun!!
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I so enjoy Peter Sellers as the ‘great’ inspector 😉
(Glad he has a place in your story!)
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Peter Sellers is so good, it seems fitting to have him in this silly story. I hope he didn’t mind…
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I would like to think He would be honored. 🙂
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😊
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Memoir highlights from The Old One will be fanciful! I hope we get some in the next installment.
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He might have written a bit, but I am thinking those two gargoyles will be on the case in that station car park when Mr Cushing will drive in. (maybe) 😉
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A great read and a brilliant vid – what’s not to like?
Not now Kato!
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Kato? Maybe a little cameo…. hmm.
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Pure Excellence!
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Aww, thanks a lot!
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My pleasure.
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I’m imagining Cato, Bruce Lee, abd a couple of masked gargoyles to whip Coustou into shape!
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My word that would be fun!! And gosh!
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Enjoyed. Enjoyed. Thanks for that howlarious video. 😂😂😂😂
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So glad that you liked that, Geeta! 😊
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