Of course, I’m a big girl – and I’m a beautiful one, too. You see, I’m Clarissa, and this is Jennifer, and we’re the two best layers in this farm.
There are quite a lot of us around this place, and we’re all free. Free to peck in many nice places. There are walls and gates around the farm, and that is sensible. And we’re all kept in our coops in the night-time. It’s too scary otherwise, since there are foxes.
Now there is Floyd?
He’s the rooster, and a pretty good one.
He must cry from morning to night.
He’s very, very noisy, but we’re all happy about that.
It’s early, and it’s time for us to lay.
Jolly good, we’ve done it. So now it’s pecking time.
But what are these little things?
Piggies?
Do we remember those?
Maybe.
But we’ll just ignore them.
Let’s go back to pecking.
~~~~
150 words
P.S. Clarissa and Jennifer were real hens, and Floyd was a real rooster. They had lovely lives for many years in our yard!

I love the tale of your IRL hens and rooster
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’m still smiling… 🐔🐔🐔
LikeLiked by 1 person
Love the animal narration, Chris!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Those two are pretty good at telling a story or two! 🐔🐔
Thanks, Dave.
LikeLiked by 1 person
All the best, just in case Floyd has a Pink behind! 😉😂
Well done!! 💖
LikeLiked by 1 person
Oh yes, that great band… almost perfect! 🩷🐔🎸
LikeLiked by 1 person
Better ignore the piggies
LikeLiked by 1 person
It seemed best… oink-oink – no! We are walking past all of those! 🐔🐔
LikeLiked by 1 person
Me too.
LikeLiked by 1 person
🌷💮🌸
LikeLiked by 1 person
♥️♥️♥️
LikeLiked by 1 person
no doubt blodnwyn hogs
as per mick
mud and mire
of slop they never or seldom tire!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Aha, some great songs from that era…
LikeLike
pure blues
LikeLiked by 1 person
Cock a doodle doo!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Tee-hee, that’s the one! 🐔
LikeLiked by 1 person
Delightful and cleverly written, Chris!
LikeLiked by 1 person
Aww, thanks a lot, Eugi!
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re welcome, Chris.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Very well done, Chris. I enjoy tales from the perspective of animals. Very light hearted way to commence my Monday blog browse.
LikeLiked by 2 people
Excellent than, Nigel! Just some fun… smiling.
LikeLiked by 1 person
You’re welcome. Hope all is well. 😊
LikeLiked by 1 person
This is delightful, Chris. It’s nice the birds are real.
LikeLiked by 1 person
Aww, they were such pretty chickens!
LikeLike
I love that you’ve focused on the hens even though my lens only had room for the one. There were others. An entire field of others. All happily pecking 🙏😀
LikeLiked by 1 person
I am smiling for that… thank so much, Crispina – such a lovely photo!
LikeLiked by 1 person
I love photography, and I love to see how it inspires
LikeLiked by 1 person
I’ve visited farms, and there are actually a few neighbors that keep chickens – But I never had any of my own 🐔
LikeLiked by 1 person
Hens are definitely fun… and useful for laying! But no more… enough now.
LikeLiked by 1 person