
A frosty atmosphere pervades Cynthia’s normally welcoming sitting room which has nothing to do with the February cold. Gina regards me steadily from across the room and Gary, who’s perching on the arm of her chair, wears the expression he normally reserves for the rare occasions when Liverpool FC fail to win. Even Asmar, Cynthia’s cat, has turned his back on me.
Connor addresses me from a commanding position by the fireplace. ‘It’s not that we don’t understand your need to follow your authorial instincts, Ms Hall, and we’re delighted about the upcoming release of your new book, but this latest little series you’ve embarked upon doesn’t seem to be turning out as we’d hoped.’
‘As soon as we saw the title we thought we’d be in it,’ says Gina, ‘but no, you gave the starring role to Joey, and his character only gets a tiny mention in the final paragraph of our novel*.’
‘Then Ceridwen appears and she’s from a completely different book**,’ adds Gary. ‘She must be getting on a bit now.’
‘I would rather like to meet her,’ says Cynthia thoughtfully. ‘Not only is she a woman in her prime,’ she casts a meaningful glance at Gary, ‘but I think we’d have a lot in common.’ She draws her purple pashmina around her shoulders and looks at me earnestly. ‘I hope you’re not going to saddle her with the jade camel.’
‘Saddle the camel.’ Connor chuckles. ‘Good one, old thing!’
Cynthia gives him a withering look.
My gaze travels from one face to another. ‘I honestly thought that you’d all come forward once I’d started the story. That’s the way it usually works.’
‘Oh, so I suppose it’s also our fault that you’re still not starting our sequel.’ Gina’s eyes narrow. ‘We know you’ve already begun thinking about a sequel to the sequel you’ve just finished.’ She nudges Gary. ‘Did you see? She’s already covered that whiteboard of hers with ideas.’
Connor raises his hands towards her in a calming gesture then turns to me. ‘Sorry, Ms Hall, it’s just that we feel we’re not getting the exposure we deserve.’
I have an idea.
‘Listen. Why don’t you all come to the launch of the Spirit of Shell Man next Friday? It’s being held at the Six Sentence Café and Bistro. My back catalogue books will be there, so you’ll be able to engage with readers.’
‘Is that a real place?’ says Gina in sceptical tone.
I smile back at her. ‘It is if you want it to be.’
Connor’s eyes light up. ‘Might I bring along some of my slim volumes of poetry?’
Grab your seat at the launch here at lunasonline next Friday!
* You’ll Never Walk Alone (2019)
** The Silver Locket (2012)
I’ve dealt with some, let’s call them, personas at the SSC&B but let me tell you: you have a handful crew there!
But no worries Chris, I just received two bottles of apricot liqueur made with my family’s secret recipe.
I guess that would take care of Gina; but should that fail, then there is always Ford😎
SSC&B at the ready!
PS: the saddle the camel exchange forced my zip of espresso to different pathways as I was laughing with it!
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Scousers barks are usually worse than their bites, but a Brummie might just turn out to be the fall guy unless he channels his inner Shelby. Cyth’s the girl for the apricot liqueur but I’m sure she’d be delighted to share with a certain enigmatic Proprietor.
Pleased you indulged Connor and his joke, at least it diverted him from declaiming 🙂
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Oh, they’re feeling a bit left out, Chris, aren’t they? But they’ve reached out now, and are very aware of what’s going on. You’re going to have to do something to reassure them… maybe a Jade Camel spin-off story within a story… that’s a good idea. I’m trying all kinds of ways to get more of this story out of you! Hehehe! 🙂
I may try a six sentence story myself, I’ll reach out to some of my characters who’ve been very quiet of late, and see what we can come up with.
Enjoy your book launch next week! 🙂
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Taking the side of my characters eh, Tom?🤔😉 Who knows, they might still get a part in the current story.
You should definitely try a Six! You and your characters will be right at home. 🙂
But, hey, you’re coming to the launch, aren’t you??
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We shall have to wait and see then (curses! foiled again!)
I think I will, but I’ll try to find some older characters from back in the day… although I am hearing a few faint cries of ‘what about us?’. Hmmm… 🤔
And the book launch? Oh yes! But I can still suggest you enjoy it in advance! 😀😁
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Thanks, Tom 🙂 – see, I’m already worried that nobody will show up! 😉
Hope to see you with a Six soon (but which characters will feature, I wonder?)
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My Six is now posted… only one character though.
And worry not! I’m sure it’ll be fine! 🙂
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I just read it, Tom. Nicely done! 👏👏👏
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Thanks again! 🙂
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Er, Chris, hehehe… I’ve just realised I’m confused (well, I haven’t just realised that; but I have this!), where’s the café? Is it here or elsewhere? Is it anywhere and everywhere? I don’t want to miss the launch; but I have a feeling I may end up looking in the wrong place and miss everything! Aaaarrrghhh… FOMO!!! Terrible thing!
(This comment consists of six sentences, apart from this one, unless I’m still displaying confusion) 😊🙄
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Ah, the ultimate question (well, not really). The SSC&B is a construct, a virtual place in space and time, created from the combined consciousness of some of the regular practitioners of the Six. A grand location for a worldwide cyber based book launch. A place which crosses the time zones and can be accessed at any time. Barring hitches, via the magic that is WP, it will materialise from the ether this coming Friday at 4pm SA time, even though it may appear to be a dark and frosty evening in New York.
And not necessarily in 6, and only 6, sentences.
(Hope that helps, Tom?)
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I see! 😀 And barring hitches, I shouldn’t miss it! 🙂
Thanks, Chris, it’s clarified things.
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😁😁😁
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Congratulations on the book launch, Chris! And bravo for such a fun way to share it. 💖
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Thanks very much, Susan! I have to find some way of placating that particular bunch of characters 😉
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Hmm, you might want to stay on their good side–they might take newer characters hostage.
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😨😱
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Heartiest congratulations, Chris, on the upcoming book launch! It is always wonderful to meet these handful characters away from their usual setting. 😉
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Thanks so much, Punam 🙂 I’m a bit nervous of letting them loose at a launch (even if it is a virtual one)!
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You are welcome. I am sure they will be on their best behaviour. Everyone loves good publicity. 😊
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I’m sure you’re right, Punam! 🙂
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Awesome! Good luck chris with the new novel! Is it coming out in audio?
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Thanks very much, Carol! The audiobook is being recorded at the moment. It should be out in 3-4 weeks 🙂
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Let me know when the audiobook comes out, I will get it 🤍🤗
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I’ll be sure to!💖
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Great. I look forward to it 💖💖
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Ha! 😀 Really enjoyed this new perspective from your past characters each with their own distinct personalities, Chris! Hope new week’s book launch all goes smoothly ❤
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Thanks very much, Tom! Even though the gang aren’t getting their book (yet?) they’re still ever so useful 🙂
(Hope they heard that)
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Hope you have a great and rewarding launch, Chris. Great post to share your news. I’m looking forward to reading ‘You’ll Never Walk Alone ‘ which I’ve just downloaded btw.
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Thanks so much, Chris! I hope you enjoy the book – my characters, of course, will be delighted to be read 🙂
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🙂
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Oh, those pesky characters, always competing for the limelight!
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That’s Scousers for you: not shy in coming forward, which makes them much better at marketing than me! 😉
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Hmmm, characters are good at marketing, eh? I’ll have to remember that!
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Well, only better than me… 😉
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My characters could outdo me in that department as well.
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I think it’s their turn next Chris.
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Shh! Don’t raise their expectations, Sadje! 😂😉🥰
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😂😀😎
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Very clever, love it 🙂
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Thanks, Deb! 🙂
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[…] has a special event coming up this Friday. Word on the street it’s a book launch for Chris! See her about the details. In the meantime, we look forward to reading your Six Sentence Stories. (Psst…don’t be […]
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Uh-oh, the characters are not happy! They certainly feel comfortable giving you a piece of their minds, though, don’t they? And when the cat turns her back on you, then you know it’s serious! 🤨
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Well, you know how assertive they can be, Debra! I didn’t expect Asmar🐈to be unhappy though, perhaps it’s because of Ceridwen’s cat, Cullen🐈⬛ – jealous, maybe?
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Ahh yes, I had forgotten about that!😊
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That’s what happens when you unleash strong characters into the written word. They WILL have their say. I’m looking forward to meeting them again on Friday in the SSC&B. But not as much as I’m looking forward to the book! See you then.
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I just hope they behave themselves! See you Friday, Jenne 🙂
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Characters can get so snipy when you don’t do what they want.
Congratulations on the book,it’s going to be quite the launch.
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I sense a possible break out from their book! Fingers crossed it doesn’t get out of hand on Friday.
See you then, Mimi 🙂
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When a bunch of your characters up and pull an intervention on you – something big is goin’ on, lol
Congratulations once again on the book, Chris. Let’s party!
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Thanks, Denise… and thanks for arranging stuff down at the SSC&B for Friday. It’s going to a blast!
(Just keep an eye on Connor – too much whiskey and we won’t be to stop him taking to the stage. His sonnets can be rather wearing after a while).
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I’m glad I’m not the only one who gets called to meetings by disgruntled characters. Lol. Funny how they all want their time in the limelight. That was tons of fun, Chris. I hope they all show up for the launch party for a little hobnobbing.
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I’m delighted that you can empathise with the situation, Diana! 😂
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I do love these opportunities to be a fly on the author’s wall.
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Absolutely, Diana!
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Delightful, Chris. How I’d looove to engage with my only set of characters so far, even Nasir(not)
I’ll be tuned in on Friday.
Hugs, Chris.
blessings.
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You can’t choose who tugs at your sleeve amongst your characters, Jude😉
See you Friday! 🤗😁
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Can’t I? hehe. all i need is to deliberately call them forward😁
tho i definitely can’t choose what they’ll say.
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Mine come calling in the wee small hours of the morning. I have nothing to do with the calling! 😯🤔🤣
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I have to call mine. The study, poetry, and novel muse are always in competition for attention so i have to decide when to call on one, and then have timetabled sessions with the characters in each. Something like that.
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It is great that you are getting out and about, Chris. I don’t seem to be able to write sequels at all. It is enough of a battle to get the first book done. My stories have not been conducive to a sequel to date and I kill all my characters off so that quietens them. Maybe you should try it – giggle.
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Kill off my characters? Noooooo!
(Hastily running around reassuring everybody)
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Hahaha, of course you won’t kill your characters. You aren’t mean like me.
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[…] Ms Hall’s characters – we were talking about you when she came around to invite us to her book launch* this Friday,’ Cynthia caught Ceridwen’s puzzled expression, ‘ah, but you would know her by […]
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[…] This is for Six Sentence Stories, where the prompt word is ‘Book’. It’s a reworking in part of Dance of the Pianist, from way back in 2014 (which in itself was a reworking of an earlier shorter version of the same poem, and has been reposted on this blog umpteen times). And the invitation? Well, Chris Hall’s book launch of The Spirit of the Shell Man is on Friday 4th March at the Six Sentence Café and Bistro; further details can be found here. […]
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Thanks for linking up 🙂
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