Photo Prompt © Roger Bultot
It was the middle of the day and the middle of the week. Always the same, just like clockwork. Only the obvious tasks. She would remove the slightly drooping flowers on the top few steps. She’d already brought some new ones to freshen it up.
She looked up to the tall windows and beyond, she said a little prayer, closing her eyes.
But then it happened, and so quickly.
She walked back, slipped and tripped.
Her beautiful blooms were held up.
But, oh dear.
Her bloomers were on show, just as the old rabbi appeared.
What a confusion…
Oops, indeed.
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Thanks to Rochelle for hosting Friday Fictioneers
Genre: Anectdote
Word Count: 100
luna's on line 
she did not wash her hair
showing her sadness
on display there
i did not conspire
nor fire her
i reminded
her my love is new
and for you too sam
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I guess it must be Sam Smith – she used to be my hairdresser in the UK!
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funny ha ha no. just so irony is thick and yummy too Chris!
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Most definitely!!
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We’re all grateful that all blooms and bloomers, however faded are precious in the sight of God. Another indicator that God has a sense of humor! 😍
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Well, I would hope so. That Almighty…
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Better bloomers than a T bar! hehehehe
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Haha very good!!
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Oops!!
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Giggling… and yes, oops indeed!
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LMAO Chris! Hysterical! ❤
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So glad that you find it funny! Thanks, Carol. 🥰
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Whew, just a wardrobe malfunction! I thought she was going to crack her head open and die.
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Well, thank goodness it was just a little tumble. A bit bruised, but mostly just undignified. – Very much like me!
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🙂
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Haha I didn’t see that one coming, Chris!
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Excellent! My work is done. 😉
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Fantastic Chris, … in fact ‘tis a ‘blooming’ lovely scenario, …💙
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Well, a good one which just popped out in my head. Odd, eh?
Enjoy your Sunday, Penn! 😊
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You too Chris, …have a good one, …💙
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nice humorous short story. Only a moment’s embarassment, I’m sure the rabbi has seen and heard worse.
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Haha, yes indeed, I’m sure you’re right!
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oopsie daisy!
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Thanks for that… just a nice saying! 🌼
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Oops, indeed! Quite the embarrassing moment for them both. Hilarious!
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We can just imagine something like that! Thanks, Brenda.
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Well played, Christ! 😀
~David
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Oops! I meant ‘Chris’ not ‘Christ’! Sorry!
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Oops indeed. It was almost my full name (Christine). 😉
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Aww, thanks a lot, David! 😊
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*hug*
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🥰
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Oh no! 😬
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At least she wasn’t hurt…just her pride. Hmm, that could have been me. Oops, and again! 😉
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Poor girl
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You’re on fire, Chris! 😄
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Not literally, I hope!
Thanks for that, Nick.😊
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Oopsy! Good one, Chris!
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Aww, thanks Eugi!
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You’re welcome, Chris!
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Oh dear. I fear we all, at some point or another, have one of those slip and falls. Hopefully, with nothing bruised but our egos.
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Exactly. Often for me – just bruised and trying to find it funny!
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Something she can laugh about … later. Good story, Chris 🙂
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That’s the best thing to do! Thanks, Li.
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You’re very welcome.
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In that moment of decision, she chose reverence over modesty
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Good choice I believe, a little wink. Thanks so much, Neil.
p.s. – I did try to post back on your side yesterday, but I think it when to naughty spam. Sorry about that.
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That anonymous comment was mine
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Thanks again… Neil!
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Dear Chris,
One of life’s more embarrassing moments. I like the way you used blooms and bloomers. Cute.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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So glad that you enjoyed that, Rochelle. Great photo for that prompt!
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Oh heavens, I almost had an experience like this once! lol! xxxxx
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Oops… not good! Sounds that you actually didn’t fall – phew! xxxxx
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